The Tight End
The Tight End in Provo, UT is headquarters to the Holy Order of the Gilded Beaver, as well as a major center of activity for eGRACE International.
The Four Governing Fathers
These four fathers of the tight end serve as proprietors of the residence halls as well as the governing board of the property. In the event an official Tight End edict must be decreed, all four governing fathers must vote unanimously. All other minor decisions can be decided with a majority vote.
Elston A. McMaster
Elston serves as recreation manager and oversees all Wii related activities. Elston heads up the Tight End Department of Defense, and was instrumental in the resolution of the intense legal battle of Austin Hair v. Tyler Frazier's Camera.
Cameron L. Williams
Cameron serves as activities chairman and event coordinator. He is known for his many game nights and candlelight suppers. His services were pivotal in reaching an accord in the case of Tak Meng v. All Da Rest of You Dumb Basses. He is also known for his skills in diplomacy, and was elected as official legate to issue Edict #26: The Forced Exodus of Yakiwchuk.
Jeffrey Donovan
Jeffrey arrived at the Tight End with a mandate, to bring sexy back, and thus far he has done everything in his power to do so. Jeffrey also provides computer support, showing great patience in the face of the stupidity of others.
Trevor W. Zobell
Trevor serves as Taco Company Liason and Debate Chairman. Ever the activist, Trevor is always ready to come to the aid of the underdog, even if it means carrying on a pointless argument much longer than necessary.
Emeritus Governing Father: Tak Meng Chan
Tak Meng served as one of the original governing fathers, and one of the founders of The Tight End until his advanced age merited his release and the subsequent election of Spencer J. Cawley. He continues to be an involved member of the Tight End even though his mobility has decreased and his eyesight has worsened. Tak Meng is credited with the original acquisition of the property, even though he feels that, in his words, "the living room is not ours anymore." In the likely event of his passing peacefully in his sleep, funeral arrangements will be furnished by The Holy Order of the Gilded Beaver, with funeral services provided by the Reverend Dennis Busch of eGRACE International.
Emeritus Governing Father: Spencer J. Cawley
Spencer served most of his governing duties through telecommuting from his parents' home in Bountiful, UT where he spent the vast majority of his time. Spencer was caretaker of the beautiful board room where the fathers met to issue official edicts. Spencer now oversees the Dessert Night Outreach Program, where once a week he conducts social events away from The Tight End, in order to broaden the horizons of Holy Order members.
Emeritus Governing Father: Kyle I. Pulsipher
Kyle served as foreign relations director at the Tight End. He also oversaw the Fortress of Solitude program, where unwanted Tight End patrons could hide away downstairs unseen while airing their grievances. Kyle is an adept listener, and a great friend to the friendless. Kyle disappeared from the Tight End under mysterious circumstances which he will not elaborate on. He still remains as on-call tech crew for the Tight End television and DVD player.